One morning a man comes back after many hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although the practice of the lake, the wife decides to go sailing.
Start the engine and goes to a little distance off, throw the anchor, and began to read his book.
a Forest Guard arrived by boat, comes up and says,
"Good morning, Madam. What are you doing?"
"I'm reading a book" she replies (thinking, "Is it not obvious ?!?").
"She is in a prohibited fishing area," he says.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
"Yes, but all the equipment. As far as I know you could start at any time. I bring with me and report. "
" If he does, agent, I will denounce it for sexual harassment, "she says.
" But if I did not even touch me! "Says the Forest Guard.
"This is true, but it has all the equipment. As far as I know you could start at any time. "
" Have a nice day ma'am, "and the guard walks away.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads it is likely that know even thinking.
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