Height Of Collimation

A farmer buys one of the new Mercedes E-class and remains of stone for the extra cost that has to pay for the optional vehicle.

Shortly after the manager of the dealership where it was purchased by the same farmer buys a cow for his country house.

This is the dealer invoice sent by the farmer:


INVOICE

1 cow (standard version )......................... .......... Price € 2,400
2Color (white / black ).............................. ..................... € 750
Outer lining leather ...................... ........................ € 1,000
tank milk .................... ................................... € 500
breasts 4 to 120 € ........................................... ....... € 480
2 bumper horn to 175 € ................................. ...... € 350
Scaccia flies semi-automatic (tail )................. € 300
dung removal device .......... ...................... € 600
Traction System on 4 feet ................... ............ € 2,000 off-road version
................................ ................ € 1,250

======= TOTAL COW .................... .................... € 9,630

Sample Greetings For New Moms

WOMEN ON THE COW




One morning a man comes back after many hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although the practice of the lake, the wife decides to go sailing.
Start the engine and goes to a little distance off, throw the anchor, and began to read his book.

a Forest Guard arrived by boat, comes up and says,
"Good morning, Madam. What are you doing?"
"I'm reading a book" she replies (thinking, "Is it not obvious ?!?").

"She is in a prohibited fishing area," he says.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

"Yes, but all the equipment. As far as I know you could start at any time. I bring with me and report. "
" If he does, agent, I will denounce it for sexual harassment, "she says.

" But if I did not even touch me! "Says the Forest Guard.
"This is true, but it has all the equipment. As far as I know you could start at any time. "

" Have a nice day ma'am, "and the guard walks away.


MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads it is likely that know even thinking.

Stomach Flu Throwing Up

September 11



COULD BUILD A MORE MIRAGE 'CREDIBLE

A critique of the Final Report (pdf) NIST on the collapse of the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center.
by Jim Hoffman. Original article here:

http://911research.wtc7.net/essays/nist/index.html